I’m pretty sure that, thanks to TMIWeekly.com, there will be at least an increase in the purchase of bacon-related gifts this holiday season by at least 300%.  In other words, from 1 to 4.

Take that, economic recession.  And vegetarians.

In order to make sure we reach our bacon-related target, I’ve put together an amazingly comprehensive bacon gift guide, at least as amazingly comprehensive as bacon gift guide written by a Jew can be.

Enjoy:

Bacon-flavored ice cream

Bacon-flavored beer

Mr. Bacon action figure

Bacon scarf 1 / Bacon scarf 2

Bacon wallet

Bacon tuxedo

Francis Bacon

Uncle Oinker’s bacon mints

Bacon-of-the-month club

Bacon sampler 1 / Bacon sampler 2

Bacon gift wrap

Bacon band-aids

Bacon air freshener

Bacon-scented bubbles

Bacon-scented candles

Baconator

Baconaisse (Bacon mayonnaise)

Bacon toilet paper

Bacon-flavored toothpicks

Bacon-flavored water

Bacon-flavored chocolate bar

Bacon-flavored coffee

Bacon-flavored jelly beans

Gummy bacon

Bacon salt (Slogan: “Everything should taste like bacon.”)

Bacon pillow 1 / Bacon pillow 2

This isn’t so much TMI as it is TMB.  Too Much Bacon.

— Harrison the Intern (harrisongreenbaum.com)